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Gonads and Strife
05.03.04 (6:37 pm)   [edit]
HEY SPENCER ! :)

My day has been filled with gonads and strife. And if you don't really find that amusing, watch "WEEEEEE(Gonads and Strife)" at [url=] http://www.albinoblacksheep.c... [/url] and for those of you too stupid to find it for yourself, heres a direct link: [url=] http://www.albinoblacksheep.c... [/url]
So, first the gonads. Today in *cough* AP *cough* Biology 2, we began the chapter on reproduction...fun stuff...fun stuff. We're sposed to be watching "the miracle of birth" video...dear god. I already don't want to have a kid. And now I have to watch a video on what its like. GROSS. GROSS. EW. Anyway. And my Bio book is so funny when it trys to explain sex : "Many friction-activated sensory receptors are on its mushroom-shaped tip..." HAHAHAHA...."mushroom-shaped" Now everytime I see a mushroom, I'm gonna think about penisees (yes thats pee-nuh-sees, my plural form of penis) . "Emotional intensity, hard breathing, heart pounding, and contractions of the skeletal muscles in general accompany rhythmic throbbing of the pelvic muscles." Thats what we call an orgasm, children. So, if you ever caught with a stupid kid who asks "Whats a orgasm ?" you can now simply reply with "Emotional intensity, hard breathing, heart pounding, and contractions of the skeletal muscles in general accompany rhythmic throbbing of the pelvic muscles." Yea, that oughta teach em to ask anymore stupid questions! Stupid children.

And, that leaves the strife. We finished watching a movie about the 60s in history today. It was a pretty good movie, but there was a lot of strife. It pretty much covered everything the 60s were all about. But that topic isn't as interesting as the gonads. But gonads and strife go together like peanut butter and jelly. Its an undeniable, unstoppable pair.

So I'm done...I have better things to do now. Salutations.